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Mar 234 min read

Fear, the Gift That Keeps on Giving

I just spent the morning grinding on a bunch of websites and paid platforms that are supposed to drive sales of my product off the charts...

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Feb 84 min read

Forgiveness: A Handy Trick

I’m big on forgiveness because I’m intense and offend people + cross boundaries basically all the time. It’s mostly by accident, I don’t...

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Feb 85 min read

Stumbling Toward the Light

I honestly hope this post helps someone, here ya go: I love to hear from all of you and figured a nice chat about alcoholism might stir...

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May 28, 20235 min read

Rebrand: SO NERVOUS to tell you BC I LOVE YOU LIKE SISTERS (and bro’s).

I’ve been working forEVER on a rebrand that was scheduled to launch early this year. I’m SO NERVOUS and STOKED! My goal for 2023 is to do...

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May 27, 20222 min read

The World Hurts, Let’s Enjoy Art and Eat Together

By sixth grade my sister and I could cater brunch for 100 because my folks loved to throw fancy parties with fancy people, but they...

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Nov 25, 20213 min read

Between the Alpha and the Omega (+ My Pal Lexipro)

The Media must make a ton of money off of viruses and life-shattering courtroom trials because they will.not.shut.up about them, as if...

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Nov 3, 20211 min read

A Gift Deal From Us! Limited Edition Holiday Set

If you had the chance to visit the island, specifically the Betina Roza booth at Roche Harbor over the last few summers, you likely would...

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Nov 11, 20201 min read

CATASTROPHES ARE CANCELLED! Plus, a free sample offer.

Catastrophe Part I brought a LOT of heartfelt feedback from all of you, for which I’m grateful. I encourage you to READ THAT POST AGAIN...

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Aug 19, 20201 min read

The Catastrophe Part I.5.8: Enough Catastrophe Already, We’re Having a Thing!

Many of you expressed interest in the first of this three-part series: The Catastrophe (CLICK), THANK YOU. I’ve circled around, written,...

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Apr 19, 20203 min read

Old School About Gifts and Doormen

(A pause before CATASTROPHE Part II… Is it politically incorrect to say DoorMEN? Your comments at the end most welcomed!) I’m old school...

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Apr 5, 20205 min read

The Catastrophe: Part I of 3

I’m a little reluctant to write this post because it’s theological, and a lot of you only just recently stopped diving into the bushes...

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Dec 9, 20194 min read

For Friday Harbor’s Eyes Only – “Speed Therapy”, A Guest Column

Here’s a guest column by my hilarious islander-friend, Ingrid Gabriel. This actually happened! Because in FH, we are all starring in this...

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Nov 26, 20191 min read

Funny Family-Friendly Video Stash (+ An Abandoned Resort)

(photo, Seattle Art Fair, 2018) I’ve spent the last eight days filling bottles while trying to figure a way to worship Fiona Hill...

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May 28, 20193 min read

The Mail Man, Acosta & #metoo

I POSTED THIS #METOO blog in May, but decided affronting you with opinion wouldn’t be good for sales, you know, I’m mostly supposed to be...

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Apr 23, 20194 min read

Things To Do w/ All That Free Time, Once You Go Small

NOT going crazy running a huge house frees up a lot of time! You can read about how going small went down for Steve and me by clicking...

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Apr 14, 20194 min read

Living Small – Part II

(Click HERE for Part I, or keep reading because there’s a lot of overlap so you’ll get the jist either way) Both my parents died pretty...

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Apr 4, 20193 min read

Living Small – Part I

Folks who visit our small house tend to either love it or grimace politely. Big guys grimace. Sometimes they poke their heads in and if I...

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Feb 28, 20193 min read

Studio54

People ask all the time, “NOW what are you doing?! I can’t keep up!” I mostly have no idea. Last night I watched a Netflix documentary on...

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Dec 13, 20181 min read

Long Island Sound – by Emma Lazarus

My dad died in 1993 when I was 29. He learned to sail a wooden boat on Long Island Sound, NY. My sibs and I grew up sailing the waters...

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Nov 25, 20181 min read

Quote

This quote by Czeslaw Milosz helps give voice to midlife purpose: “I had to return to myself, to learn how to outline my own hidden...

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